Just how big is this new, trillion ton Antarctic iceberg, anyway?

Posted: July 12, 2017 in news

The size of fucking Delaware. It’s like a new floating island nation…for penguins and shit.
Are there plans to colonize it? Maybe the Israelis will want to build settlements and displace the infidel penguins and their evil penguin king. You know how many swimming pools that could fill? If anybody can think of a way we can drag huge chunks of that fucker to drought stricken areas in Africa…or California… could be a real hero.



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